Since his debut in the legendary alt-manga magazine Garo in 1973, ugly-but-amazing heta-uma superstar Ebisu has been spinning out surreal nightmares that combine the edgiest styles of Tokyos artistic counterculture with the absurd and infuriating realities of modern life.

Originally published in 1982, I Wish I Was Stupid surpasses in shamelessness the artists cult classic Pits of Hell. With 13 stories about love, family, work and raging frustration culled from avant-garde porn mags and Garo, Ebisu probes dangerously deep into the inner mucosal of the human condition. If youve ever considered setting your child on fire, pooping with double buttholes, or windmilling your dingdong, this book is for you.